Aye "ALLAH" is Khobsort Subah K Malik Hm kamzor hen

Aye "ALLAH" is Khobsort Subah K Malik Hm kamzor hen

Tu taqat wala hai

Hum aajiz hen,

Tu be niyaz hai

Ay "ALLAH"

Hum Mangtay hen,

Tu Deta hai,

Hum mujrim hen,

Tu Shahensha hai,

Tuje teri

Shan-e-Rahemi-O-kareemi ka waasta,

Hum pe karam farma,

Q k hum kisi imtihan

Or Azmaish k qabil nahi hen,

Ay "ALLAH"

Tu Muaf karne wala hai

Or Mafi ko pasand karta hai,

Hamen b Muaf farma. . (AMEEN)

kisi zamane me 1 badshah hua krta tha usk do bete thy 1 ka nam Haris

kisi zamane me 1 badshah hua krta tha usk do bete thy 1 ka nam Haris  dosra Nasir dono phurtile khubsurat nojawan thy jo apne walid k naqshe qadam pr chalte or uska hukam mante thy iski waja ye thi k unki maa jab intkal kr ri thi to usne wasiyat ki k apne bap ka kaha manna or uski hidayt pe chalna
1 roz un k walid ne dono ko bulwaya khud 1 kone me beth gya or dono se kehne laga mere beto 1 sawal ka jawab doge.?
2no ne kaha ji aba jan bilkul to walid ne kaha ye batao is ramzan me b Pepsi 65 ki hogi ya nai.?
Ghor s parne ka shukriya

Old Stories in New Pakistan

Old Stories in New Pakistan....
1-Piysa kwa urr rha tha, achanak nechy usy pani aur kuch kankar nazar aye.Jaisay hi wo pani mein kankar dalnay k lye nechay utra to namaloom afraad ki firing se halaak ho gya.:-)
2-Kuttay ne qasai ki dukan se gosht churaya.Wo pani mein apna aks dekh rha tha k sailabi rela usay baha k le gya.:-)
3-Kachwa aur khrgosh ne race shuru ki.Khargosh k sotay hi kachwa uska mobile aur qeemti saman le k farar.:-)
4-Aladin ny charag ragra to wo zor dar dhamaky se phat gya Aladin samait 4 afrad halak, mutadid zakhmi, taliban ne zemadari kabol krli. :)

Wo tere honton ki laali

Wo tere

honton ki laali

Wo tere kaanon

ki baali

Wo teri chunri

hai kali

Mujhe bohat

yaad Aati hai wo batay abhi bhi.........!

Wo tera chupke

se muskrana

Wo tera lehra

k Bal'Khana

Wo tera Aahista

se bolana

Mujhe bohat

yaad ati hai wo batay abhi bhi.......!

Wo teri Aankhon

ki shokhiyan

Tera Aankhon

me karna

Sar'Goshiyan

Wo teri chhoti

si Bad'Mashiyan

Mujhe bohat

yaad ati hai wo batay abhi bhi......!

Wo jab khirrki

me Aati thi

Hathon me

apna paloo

Ghumati thi

Baahon ko

mehndi se

sajati thi

Mujhe bohat

yaad ati hai wo batay abhi bhi....

Once upon a time!

Once upon a time!
Death
came to a naqash &said:
"My friend, today is ur turn to go"
.
Naqash :I'm not ready yet!
.
Death:"Well your name
is
On the top of
my list now ."
.
Naqash:"OK ! I'll get U something to eat before we go!
.
Death:"OK"
.
Naqash gave death some food with sleeping pills
in it.
.
Death
finished eating & fell into deep sleep.
.
Naqash quickly took the list & removed his name from top & wrote it at bottom of the list.
.
Death woke up
relaxed & said to the nakash,
"U have been very nice to me. So
I'll start from the BOTTOM of the list Now."
.
Moral:
"m0ral sh0ral kuj v nei nakasha awen ae phn yak sii.

ALTAF" BHAI 9.0 wale

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ALLAH Ka Karam Hy.

Altaf Bhai Ka Bharam hy.

Bhai Bajate hy C.T

hum Nikalte hy T.T

Bhai ka Ghomta hy Metar.

yahan Chalta hy REPETAR.

Dost banaya to Sir Par Bithayein gay.

Bhai sy Panga liya To Qabar me lita aenge.

Bhai sy Doodh mango gey to KHEEER denge.

KARACHI mango gay to CHEER denge.

1 Hi karachi k hy rakhwaley.

Jin ka naam hy

"ALTAF" BHAI 9.0 wale.

Insani Jism Ka Sub Se Nazuk Part

Insani Jism Ka Sub Se Nazuk Part,

" BuND "

Thand lagay to BuND Phat Gai,

Germi lagay to BuND Phat Gai,

Paper na Aata Ho to BuND Phat Gai,

Result Aaye to BuND Phat Gai,

Petrol ki Keemat Barrh Jaye To BuND Phat Gai,

Bijli ka Bill Aaye to BuND Phat Gai,

Mashok ki Fermaishain Barrh Jaein to BuND Phat Gai,

Koi Bhi Kaam Kharab Ho Jaye to BuND Phat Gai,

So Plz apni BuND ka Khyal Rakhiay

Shukriya

Yar Plz 100 Ka Load to Bhejo?

Lo ji Phir BuND Phat Gae..

Old Stories in New Pakistan

Old Stories in New Pakistan....
1-Piysa kwa urr rha tha, achanak nechy usy pani aur kuch kankar nazar aye.Jaisay hi wo pani mein kankar dalnay k lye nechay utra to namaloom afraad ki firing se halaak ho gya.:-)
2-Kuttay ne qasai ki dukan se gosht churaya.Wo pani mein apna aks dekh rha tha k sailabi rela usay baha k le gya.:-)
3-Kachwa aur khrgosh ne race shuru ki.Khargosh k sotay hi kachwa uska mobile aur qeemti saman le k farar.:-)
4-Aladin ny charag ragra to wo zor dar dhamaky se phat gya Aladin samait 4 afrad halak, mutadid zakhmi, taliban ne zemadari kabol krli. :O:P|D

Happy mango season

MANGO Se "Vitamins" milte hen.

Vitamin se "Power"

Power se "Work" hota he.

Work se "PAISA"

PAISE se "Marriage" hoti he.

aur

Marriage se "wife" naam ki "cheez" milti he..

Wife se "Tension" milti he...!

Aur Tension se Depression..

Depression se

"DEATH"

Lo   g !

Aoor Choopooooo Amb.....

Happy mango season.

ShaB-3-Barat is com¡ng.May be my name is written in the lixt of thOse p3ople whO

ShaB-3-Barat is com¡ng.May be my name is written in the lixt of thOse p3ople whO shall die dis year nd maybe I'II n3ver mEet U again.sO i humbly request U,tO plz forgive m3 nd my mistakex,which I made,I am very very very sorry 4 all my mistakex...

Im sOo soOrry.

4rgv me plz. :)

ND R3M3MB3R m3 !Ñ yÖuR Pray3rZ Plzzz...

عروج تجھکو خدا کچھ ایسا عطا کرے

(____دعا____)

عروج تجھکو خدا کچھ ایسا عطا کرے.

کہ رشک تیری قسمت پہ آفتاب کرے,

ھرموڑ پہ ھوں فرشتوں کے لشکرساتھ ساتھ

ھر موڑ پہ تیری حفاظت خدا کرے,

آمین ..

.اسلام علیکم.

 "صبح بخير"

Shab-e-barat is coming

Shab-e-barat is coming...
May b my name z writtn in the list of those ppl who shall die dis year n may b i'll nvr meet u again so i humbly rqust u 2 plz 4give me 4 my mistakes which i made i'm sorry 4 all my mistaes it my real feeling...
I'm so sorry...
Regards Shah g

Welcome a New Day With a

.*"Always"*.

Welcome a New   Day With a   .*"Smile"*.     On Your    .*"Lips"*.

.*"."*"Love"*"."*.      In Your

.*"."*Heart*"."*.

.*"."*Good*"."*. .*"Thoughts "*.       In Your

.*"."*Mind*"."*.   And You Will

.*"."*Always*"."*.

Have a Wonderful

.*"."*"Day"*"."*. "SUBH BAKHAIR"

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خوبصورت

پیاری سی  

مہکتیی ھوئی

دلکش شاندار

صبح مبارک

ھو 



%  السلام علیکم      %

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Kisi ki yaad dil me hai koi Ehsas baqi hai

!.GHAZAL.!

Kisi ki yaad dil me hai koi Ehsas baqi hai

Badalte mosamon k darmian Ek Raaz baqi hai

Abhi me safar me hon Milay gi manzil mujhe

Magar in raston k darmian Ek saath baqi hai

kahin pe sham dhalti hai kahin raat hoti hai

Abhi to chand hai Chandni raat baqi hai

Chale Aao kisi din tum hamara haal B dekho

Hamara jism murda hai magar Ek saans baqi hai...

Umeed hai phr B milega wo hamain Ek din

KHUDA par hai bharosa

KHUDA ki zaat baqi hai.

BEST GHAZAL

* BEST GHAZAL   ,*,WASI  ,*,
Mosam Badal Gaye Zamaanay Badal Gaye.
Lamhon Main Dost Barson Puranay Badal Gaye.
Din Bhar Rahay jo Meri Mohabat Ki Chaaon Main.
Wo Log Dhoop Dhaltay Hi Thikanay Badal Gaye.
Kal Jin k Lafz Lafz Main Chahat Thi Pyar Tha.
Lo AAj Un labon k Taraney Badal Gaye.
Ek Nasir Kiya Gya tera Shaher Chor Kr wasi
Jene k Sare Dhang Bahanay Badal Gye.
Ab Wo Wo Na Raha Main Main Na Raha
Sari hi Zindagi k Fasanay Badal Gaye......!!
 ☆T@NhIy@N☆

Rulane Wale To Sab hi Mile

Rulane Wale To Sab hi Mile

Aansu Ponchne Wala Na Mila.

Mere Dil Ko Thi Jis Ki Tamanna

Wo Chahne Wala Na Mila.

Yun To Dunya Girne Walon Ko Uthane Ki Bat Krti Hy.

Jab Me Gira To Uthane Wala Na Mila.

Kehte Hen Ye

PYAR KA JAHAN Hy.

PYAR KI DUNYA Hai.

Jab Mene Pyar Kia To Nibhane Wala Na Mila..!!  

 ☆T@NhIy@N☆

انھیں دیکھا تو نگاھیں جھکانا بھول گۓ

انھیں دیکھا تو نگاھیں جھکانا بھول گۓ

مہکتے چمن سے گزرے قدم اٹھانا بھول گۓ 

ھم بھی کتنے بدنصیب ھیں ‎

صنم روٹھا اور ھم منانا بھول گۓ،

Uthaya tha jaam ek gham bhulanay k liye

Uthaya tha jaam ek gham bhulanay k liye.

Wohi seenay se lipat gya mujhay aur satanay k liye.

Usay kaho, na aya karay meri mehfil me.

Uski yaad hi kafi hay dil jalanay k liye.

Saqi aj itni pila dy k kuch khabar na rahay.

Koi gham mere pas na phatkay mujay rulanay k liye.

Dukh nahi k ab koi sath nahi raha mere.

Ab meh'khana hi kafi hy mera sath nibhanay k liye.

Saqi youn mujhay har bar bas karnay ka na keh.

Aaj sara meh'khana bhi kam hy dil ki aag bujhanay k liye..  

 ☆T@NhIy@N☆

Shohar or Bv main jhaghra ho raha tha

Shohar or Bv main jhaghra ho raha tha..

Bv:

Kash main apni Maa ki baat maan leti or tum se shadi na karti.?

Shohar:

Kya matlab, Tumhari Maa ne muj se shadi karny ko mana kia tha.?

Bv:

Or nahi to kya.

Shohar: 

O' Khudaya

Main aaj tak us naik aurat ko kitna bura samajhta raha..